Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
When people say “You know that thing you’re really obsessed with?”
“Your husband’s on tv”
“that show that made you cry”
“That show where the main character died”
That one with the really hot British actor.
“I found that body you hid”
i was not expecting this
You should have.